Saddam Hussein and his chauffeur were rolling down the highway when suddenly they hit a pig crossing the road. They killed it instantly. Saddam tells his driver: ”Go to da farm over dere and hexplain to da honer of da pig whatappened.”
One hour later, Saddam sees his driver coming back from the farm, his clothes all wrinkled, a bottle of wine in one hand and a cigar in the other.
– ”What appen to you?” he asks.
– ”Well, the farmer gave me a bottle of wine, his wife, the cigar and their 19 year old daughter who made wild passionate love to me.”
– ”My God! What did you tell them?” asked President Hussein.
The driver answered:
– ”Good evening, I am Saddam Hussein’s chauffeur and I have just killed the pig.”